Abbey Wood

The girl of my dreams who is so nice that she never sees the bad in anyone. Basiclly, i really do love her with all my heart, and now, i just need her so badly. She's my heart and soul. And i'll love her for her entire life.

Abbey Wood, if you want to have a future where you are loved by one man, forever and ever, who will do anything for you, and who would give the world just to kiss your beautiful lips...then please come back to me...

i know you need time, but i don't know what your looking for. If you're looking for someone who will love and cherish you till the day he dies...then i'm right here...

by Michael Griepentrog March 18, 2009

muskoka woods

Most executive "summer camp" ever.

it cost me $50,000 to send my kid to Muskoka Woods this summer

by exec May 9, 2005

Wood Glue

another term used for "Would You?" have sex with a girl

Aaron-"look at that girl over there!"

Jordan-"oh i see her"

Aaron-"wood glue?"

Jordan-"hell yea!"

by Cobra Operated July 5, 2010

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

Dead wood

A weak errection due to poor health.

"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta

by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004

drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

by The swagenator April 19, 2008

Newstead Wood

Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.

Why? We do not know. We simply don't.

No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.

Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!

All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.

RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?

OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.

by Children that love your mum May 21, 2010