Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022

Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville

My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.

by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021

Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

Grass sack

What a dealer would call what he hauls his weed in

I was on the corner and someone jacked my grass sack.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019