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hubey hump

When an out of shape white man starfishes with a fat black woman and her saggy tits slap him in the face
I can’t wait to hubey hump with Shaniqua from da club! Her knockers sag to her knees!
by Catfishbilly August 24, 2024
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humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration
“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”
by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022
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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Humping the dog

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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