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Houseplanting 

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.
Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.
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HOUSE MOUSE

A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.

Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.

Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!

, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
HOUSE MOUSE by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022

wham house 

The art of being unnecessarily, yet entertainingly inhebriated.
George was straight wham house last night when he urinated on farshad's cat.
wham house by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

Toppers' House 

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.
I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.

whole house freeze 

The name of an awesome song by underground DJ MC Esoteric . You are most likely to hear this at a party with a bunch of hipster-esque kids. Sheer genius.
All of a sudden, you hear everyone shout "Whole House Freeze!" and you know you're at the place to be.
whole house freeze by shesaysso February 15, 2010

Dark House 

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
Dark House by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.
You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.
hoe house by KishaB December 5, 2015