Horse Lady

A girl or women who, by the was she dresses, can be identified as a horse lover. She is usually sporting a long braid with a middle part (probably reminding her of a horses mane) and a horse/wolf/native american t shirt.

Ray:"Sal tried to set me up with his cousin; she turned out to be a horse lady."
Ezra:"That's sucks I guess."

by beams June 28, 2012

Horse Girl

A girl who wear graphic shirts, patterned leggings, and hisses at people. Also meows at some point in life.

Wow that horse girl's hiss sounds so real!

by Dr. KKSSD January 10, 2020

Horses Ass

To be a wise ass in any situation

Tim Stein is a such a Horses Ass.

by Jobber1 March 26, 2011

dead horse

Having sex with a limp penis

I couldn't get hard so I had to dead horse it in.

by Cwismang October 2, 2010

Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

Horse shoe

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)

OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck

by thumpcityslammer May 6, 2011

horse custard

in typical terms its used to describe a man's fluid juice

1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006