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Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it
It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.
My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt
by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011
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Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
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Hump Seizure

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax
by humpseizure September 14, 2018
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Humping the dog

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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