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Canada's history

Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.
by 28403 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
by J117 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.
Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.
by Disco Definer February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.
"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.
by abraxas22 February 4, 2010
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