An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
Get the Rockstar Hammeredmug. When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
Get the Smash Hammeredmug. An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
Get the hammered hatmug. Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.
by Jlamb September 21, 2020
Get the Bavarian hammermug. by Zigger January 1, 2008
Get the hammer timemug. by skippy_xua October 24, 2008
Get the grammer hammermug. a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
by your mom September 8, 2003
Get the hammer handlemug.