When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019
Get the alabamer hammermug. An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
Get the hammered hatmug. Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.
by Jlamb September 21, 2020
Get the Bavarian hammermug. An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
Get the Hammer Bromug. by Zigger January 1, 2008
Get the hammer timemug. by skippy_xua October 24, 2008
Get the grammer hammermug. a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
by your mom September 8, 2003
Get the hammer handlemug.