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Ass Goblin 

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)
You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
Ass Goblin by J July 22, 2003
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Ass Goblin 

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm
help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world
Ass Goblin by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003

crash goblin 

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.
Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.
crash goblin by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

tin goblin 

Poverty-Stricken Sesh Gremlin (see "Sesh Gremlin")
"Can't believe he is away out tonight again, its been the sixth night in a row."

"I know, he's such a tin goblin"

Mud Goblin 

Derogatory term used to offend a person of dark skin
Shut up you mud goblin
Look over there, a mud goblin!
Mud Goblin by brentwood school boi September 17, 2019

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children
the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!
thigh goblin by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

Dick goblin 

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.
''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''
Dick goblin by Diefo12 August 11, 2021