I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
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