gatsbyposting

the act of obsessively posting vague or emotional content with cryptic captions like "missing her rn 🥀" or "some people never change" in hopes that a specific person (usually an ex or unrequited crush) will see it and care.

"Have you seen Mike's Instagram story? He keeps gatsbyposting about his ex as if she's gonna see it and respond to him its so weird. Just DM her or log off."
"She posted 'you were never mine, just borrowed time' on her story again. Full-on gatsbyposting."

by Uncreatively May 27, 2025

Gatsby Clean

A superficial or hurried method of cleaning a space by hiding clutter in closets, under furniture, or out of sight in order to give the appearance of tidiness—typically done to impress guests or visitors. Inspired by the extravagant yet carefully staged appearances in The Great Gatsby

I didn’t have time to deep clean before the dinner party, so I just did a Gatsby Clean—shoved the laundry in the closet and wiped down the counters.

by Hehebene June 3, 2025

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

Gassed Up Shawty

A jewish woman.

A : I just got me this gorgeous woman
B : She a gassed up shawty?
A : Yea, everything w her is kosher

by beebleboose June 25, 2025

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

Gassy Mauro

A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.

After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.

by maurofiel July 25, 2025

Gassy Mr Spamton

Proper Noun- 'Gassy Mr Spamton' refers to the popular videogame character 'Spamton G. Spamton' from DELTARUNE being 'gassy' (full of gas). It could also refer to Mr (Ant) Tenna's secret magazine he keeps in his office.

"Oh my gosh, did you see that? It's Gassy Mr Spamton!"
"Tenna, we saw Gassy Mr Spamton."

by Spamton J. Spamton September 28, 2025