redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017

Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

Black Fridaying

To be currently in the presses of shopping for Black Friday deals or planning to shop for Black Friday deals.
Abbreviation for Black Friday shopping.

I’m going Black Fridaying with my family tomorrow.

by Skinny Legend 2.0 November 3, 2018

Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!

News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!

by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018

Black Friday

Literal he//

Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE

by God On Earth November 27, 2018

Fishy Friday

In British schools fish and chips are normally served for Friday dinner.

"It's Fishy Friday today mate!"

by Mimi1245 April 8, 2019