that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.

Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.

by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020

Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.

Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...

by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

hole in the earth

Is a metaphor for a heartbreak that cannot be avoided or forgotten.

She made a hole in the earth.

by Rick smith September 17, 2023

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022