crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.
Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?
by youdknowifitwasupinya August 24, 2015
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crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
by tommorgancat April 02, 2014
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Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.
"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"
by GyammonFast November 25, 2019
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Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer
Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!
by Yuri Gojirah October 10, 2010
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cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sam is a cracked walnut
by Sam.spec January 21, 2018
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Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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