five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 4, 2009

Finger Blasting

Act of finger "fucking" a woman

Laura got finger blasted last night and she loved it.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004

fingercuff

when a girl has one cock in her mouth and another giving it to her from behind. you got her locked up like a pair of chinese fingercuffs

me and jon just fingercuffed some slut

by Leor May 10, 2003

finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been

Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

stink finger

sticking ones fingers into a womans vaginal area therefore leaving you w/ smelly fingers.

My boyfriend and i got caught playing stink finger in a walmart tent display.

by maximum March 16, 2005

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.

Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009