Flying Shrew

Any type of Bat (mammal) that is foraging on the ground and appearing to be flightless.

A flightless Bat by choice.

The Flying Shrew foraged for a number of insects on the ground before suddenly transforming in to a Bat and flying home for the day.

The Flying Shrew chose to walk the short distance to Wings & Things, instead of flying as a Bat.

by Dake8611 June 16, 2018

Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.

Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.

by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018

flying boobs

When either your boobs fuckin fly around with the slightest movement.

Friend 1: *raises arms so straps don’t fall down*

Friend 2: *stares at boobs*
Friend 1: what are you doing???
Friend 2: well you were shakin em all around

Friend 1: I barley moved...

Friend 2: well then you must have flying boobs

by Amanda Grimes August 18, 2018

Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018

Flying Bush

When a woman has a tremendous amount of hair placed between the upper lip and nose, similar to a mostache on a man.

Trist: Wow man, did you see that girls flying bush?
Kyle: Yeah dude, that was a gnarly bush.

by BigBushGuy December 10, 2018

Flying toss

A term used commonly in Australia meaning 'I don't give a shit'

I don't give a flying toss if you thought it was alright to do, you DO NOT have sex with the family cat!
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate

by Jdog334 December 12, 2018

Flying Dingleberry

When an individual is shitting and leaves a dingleberry (little piece of shit) out there ass and farts thus making the dingleberry fly into the other person’s mouth

Yo man... you just caught my flying dingleberry.

by narutoXsasuke January 10, 2019