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flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴
bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂
by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020
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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
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India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.
by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024
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butterfish flu

dirty kent island kids that choose to live in butterfish cove, ocean city for the summer then they all get sick
dude jake’s house gave me butterfish flu
by poopylolgohoe June 12, 2023
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nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".
I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.
by correlation_lee July 17, 2024
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Déja Flu

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.
I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.
by TheVivisector February 10, 2021
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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