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ghost flop

When you've been methed out for too long and drink too much. Brings flopping to a whole new level and you don't remember any of it.
Did she just drink a half gallon of moonshine after she's been up for 12 days? Oh lord, here comes the ghost flop.
by Spideychick91 November 13, 2016
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Flopping

The act of pretending an undesirable political outcome puts you in serious physical danger, for the pupose of portraying people with whom you disagree as inherently violent or uncivil.
Perfected by American lefists in the aftermath of the 2016 presedential election, most notably through gimmicks like wearing "safety pins" in public and social media ramblings.

Derives from the act known as "flopping" in basketball, where a player pretends to get hurt in order to have a fouled called against an opponent.
Person A: dude this safety pin thing is catching on.
Person B: Yup. The left really takes flopping to a whole new level.
by bengera November 14, 2016
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Flop

The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.

These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.

You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.
Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.

Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....

Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.

Employee: Ok, what would you like?

Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.

Employee: We don't sell that here sir.

Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*

Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.
by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016
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flizzily floo flopped

Hey Rahul are we getting flizzily floo flopped this weekend?
by sailski199 December 28, 2015
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Belly Flop Man

The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 5, 2018
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Flop

Oh my fucking gosh. He is a flop.
by ajmay2002 October 30, 2018
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Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.
I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!
by AlienShoe July 10, 2018
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