by B🇨🇦X April 18, 2022

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored
by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

A figure of speech generally used by residents of Ellicott Hall at the University of Maryland, or those that have previously lived in Ellicott Hall. While a statement, in the literal sense, declaring the intent of the user to, in effect, yeet (see: "Yeet") themselves off of the top floor of Ellicott Hall, it is used more commonly as a metaphor, generally when the user wishes to express to their friends that they are quite over the amount of bullshit that is the order of obtaining an engineering degree or that they are simply overwhelmed with work and feel close to death. Typically used most frequently around Finals time.
by Will_The_Occasional April 21, 2021

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024
