February 24

If you were born on his day you an idiot but your funny and super nice.

Me: "You were born on February 24 you must be awesome to hangout with!"

by whatislife.com December 10, 2019

February 27

Throw it back day also if you were born on this day your bomb at throwing it back.

It's February 27 you should throw it back.

by mydadaquaman February 26, 2020

February 28

National grab ass/tit day

February 28, ass grab time. 🍑

by KysUDickHead February 27, 2020

February 20th

Kiss a local lesbian

You kiss a damn lesbian on February 20th

by Lostinmythoughz May 1, 2020

February 10

National appreciate your bf/gf day.
February 10 is the day where you can appreciate your bf/gf and do whatever u want to do to them to make them happy.

Tommy: Hey gurl, its february 10th!
Brittney: Wym, its just a day...
Tommy: NO? ITS NATIONAL APPRECIATE YOUR GF/BF DAY!

by ur mom 2.0 February 7, 2021

February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

February 15

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

by Bawston69 August 17, 2019