Facebook, 2007 Edition.
It used to be alright when it was for elitist university/college students but sometime during mid-2007, everyone and anyone and their grandmother joined it, and then it became equally as gay as myspace.
And as for the "you've been bitten" / "how attention-whorey am i" applications, they only add to the fail and AIDS that failbook is.
It used to be alright when it was for elitist university/college students but sometime during mid-2007, everyone and anyone and their grandmother joined it, and then it became equally as gay as myspace.
And as for the "you've been bitten" / "how attention-whorey am i" applications, they only add to the fail and AIDS that failbook is.
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guy: how many friends do you have on facebook?
other guy: over 9000
16-year old girl: i have way more than that, have u added me yet?
me: failbook is for douche bags and emos
guy: how many friends do you have on facebook?
other guy: over 9000
16-year old girl: i have way more than that, have u added me yet?
me: failbook is for douche bags and emos
by me_2k9 May 27, 2009
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Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.
Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Things that rule are made of win and god.
Things that suck are made of ass and fail.
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Things that rule are made of win and god.
Things that suck are made of ass and fail.
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What the most of the guys above me did.
Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.
Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.
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Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
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by jonay81687 December 23, 2008
Get the Chainsaw of fail mug.1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008
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