Van Dam Face

Ok pretty much Van Dam Face means a serious face

The Van Dam part is based off the actor(dur)and he is serious in his movies (also dur)

Ok if you're going to trick somebody you have to have a Van Dam Face

by Charlie Chaplin October 29, 2005

fix yo face

Response immediately given to one who is mean muggin you or if you receive a mean ass look.
Also used in retort to an ugly face, demeanor, or appearence.

"Yo bitch! You best fix yo face! Or I'll be fixin it for you!"

by S.E. Girls March 26, 2008

o-face

the face one makes while cumming

"and if things go well, i might be showin' her my o-face...'oh oh oh!'"

by loser November 20, 2003

Briggsy Face-Squirter

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.

Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008

mirror face

The various faces people make in front of the mirror as if someone was standing opposite them. It is usually their best face, best look.

She smiled at him with great confidence gained from her rehearsed mirror face.

by Dr Danielle White June 21, 2006

Margarine face

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.

Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.

by Mike Grant September 14, 2007

Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

by Beeeej December 21, 2008