When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.
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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
Get the Shower breakfastmug. A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
Get the Proximity showermug. When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --
Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?
Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?
Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013
Get the The Shower Effectmug. A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
Get the dad showermug. Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
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When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
Get the british showermug. by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Showermug. A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017
Get the porn showermug.