Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 23, 2022

Porp Flu

The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.

Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.

by YOU!!!!!!!!!! December 21, 2023

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 18, 2022

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.

“Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”

by Canadian kid living in the US January 04, 2024