Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.

Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?

by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb May 9, 2011

Five No Fucks

A liberating phrase/attitude used in the event that someone presents and idea, opinion or a nugget of useless information that you have no vested interest in, thus producing a negative effect not only on your mood but on a personal as well as cellular level.

Broseph #1- Hey dude, I just got a deal on some spanx!

Broseph #2 - I give Five No Fucks!

by ACII January 12, 2012

five guy cream pie

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen

Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Five Nine

Five Nine is a strip in the southwest part of Philadelphia or 59

Ayo bro wyd nothing for real chillin on Five Nine

by The 9inth God September 19, 2016

five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009

five to go

when you finish the first beer in a sixpack, you got five to go.

One down, five to go. It's gonna be a long night

by milo October 23, 2004

five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005