pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013

friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

That ex

The guy who you think you escaped then months later he texting your friends and family tryna get a reaction cz he a dumb ass fool with no friends and drug problems

Why the fuck THAT EX of yours texting me saying I got a fat ass, didn't you dump that piece of shot last year!

Damn girl Matthew mcconnahay is THAT EX that just won't quit!

by CAprincess January 14, 2015

Significant ex

The person who was part of the most significant or meaningful relationship that you used to be in, but aren't anymore. You can have more than one ex, but you can only have one significant ex.

The other day, I ran into that guy/girl I went out with for a little while and it was pretty akward. Glad it wasn't my significant ex at least!

by Shmooboo March 27, 2015

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)

He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

by The Persian King January 15, 2016