Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

English

Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot

English is a fucking language you fucking doink

by Shankaspear April 15, 2019

Englishing

The act of speaking english.

Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.

by Pablo Juan Cena May 9, 2019

English

Hard

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man

by sadbish March 1, 2019

english

A language that makes no sense what so ever

English is weird

by cow dood May 28, 2019

english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019

English

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

Ay kant spel English

by φφφ June 18, 2019