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Emily

A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!
1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!
by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020
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Biggest bitch there ever was. Everyone thinks she’s so perfect and nice and the sweetest angel, but she’ll stab you in the back the minute the gets a chance. She acts like your best friend one minute but then ditches you and betrays you the next. But it’s okay though, because she got fat and ugly after high school and probably crushes her twig of a boyfriend in bed. We hope she dies in the worst way possible, but Coronavirus will do.
“Wow, what an ugly fat bitch. Her name must be Emily.”
by Karma6660 March 19, 2020
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Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020
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A complete fucking whore, nobody like Emily especially not short Italians. Fucking bitch.
Emily: Hi!
Joey Nero: fuck you go kill yourself
by Evan Tex May 6, 2020
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1. Mild mannered, easily offended tone deaf supporter of Karen.
2. Delusional Karen Supporter with a lack of education on social issues, history and ethics
This Emily can not be serious about comparing Karen to the N-Word.
by FCKEMALL May 29, 2020
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Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, she’s not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.
Emily is love, Emily is life
by Dyslexicadave September 17, 2020
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the person that dates 12021201032240389843280657397841238706523970247652378902 people at once, She also does not care about her boyfriend and if sh does that is probably a fucking lie
Emily:I have 200 boyfriends at once
by Boeing748 October 5, 2020
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