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easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
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easy

somebody who is accessible w/o any hard work !
my hb is very EASY!
by lmfao_ February 7, 2025
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easy time

"12:34? Oh shoot, it's easy time."
by g-ga June 9, 2015
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easy e jr

You either are going to get famous and die from aids or your a really good rapper
Ew you nasty Easy E jr

Oml he's a Easy E jr
by LaChole_2017 March 9, 2017
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Easy

Its when you like males and then you like another male and you fuck that male hoping another male fucks you from behind out of no where!
"Omg im pushing Easy so hard rn"
by Sussyimposterland January 25, 2022
mugGet the Easymug.

easy crackup

When someone cracks up to everything and anything.
"Dude Samantha laughs at all my jokes and just gets my humor. I really like her and she's smoking hot. I think she wants the d."
"Dude she laughs at everything. She is just an easy crackup"
by J4forlyfe March 11, 2014
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