A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.
Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
by anonymous March 25, 2023
Get the Earthmug. mars: bro, i love EARTH
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee
by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019
Get the EARTHmug. Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.
by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022
Get the Bruno Earthmug. A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.
Used to refer to a toxic individual.
Used to refer to a toxic individual.
Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land
by Truthsepeaker May 8, 2025
Get the Salt of the earthmug. by Lemonke President October 27, 2019
Get the Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Daymug. 
by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022
Get the Saddest place on earthmug.