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Dusty Pond

Little dick bitch who bailed on poker on December 20th, 2025
Hey man, wanna come play cards with the boys?
No, I think I'm gonna Dusty Pond it tonight.
by Meow999 December 12, 2025
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Dusty

Noun:

A post-wall feminist term for real men that work for a living but won't give them the time of day. This typically applies to men who get "dusty" for a living and keep civilization running like electricians, plumbers, garbage men, refinery workers, cops, tradesmen and soldiers. Ironically, they claim these men are "broke" because they don't waste money on these women.
Girl: "Hey, those guys are cute."
Her friend: "No, they're dusties. I won't date them."
The "Dusty": "That's fine. We won't date you either."
by LogicWolf September 20, 2022
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dusty hotdog

When a man gets a handjob from a woman with chapped hands and it leaves dandruff-like residue on his penis
Roberta, yo knuckles ashy as hell. Don't nobody want a handjob from you, wind up with a dusty hotdog.
by Frenj_cunnegshun May 31, 2021
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Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.
I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.
by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019
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Dusty Fletcher

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.
Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.

He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.

I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.

Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.

It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.

Queefing dust.
by okalydokaly September 5, 2015
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Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.
As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.
by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023
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Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.
Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.
by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019
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