duck race 

a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.

i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.

duck race by dj espu November 14, 2007

Duck Females 

Duck Females: meaning super ugly nasty stank coochie females with a dirty pimple face.

Guy 1: "Ughh! Bitch you ugly."

Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"

Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"

Duck Females by TizzyieDOPE October 23, 2010

duck butter 

Vagina slime.

I stole a pair of her panties and they were full of duck butter.

duck butter by nine February 18, 2004

duck butter 

The multicolored cheeselike smegma that collects inder the foreskin of uncircumcised men. in case you don't know this, you should be cleaning that so i don't have to in the doctors office!

Dr. says "Whats that under your foreskin, sir?" Its duck butter, Doc.

duck butter by uroligist's beeotch August 12, 2009

Duck Fart 

A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.

Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."

Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."

Duck Fart by SamuraiJuffy May 8, 2008

duck shoes 

Those brown shoes, sometimes black, but usually leather, but usually worn by people who want to look preppy.

See also:
duck boots, prep boots.

He has on duck shoes 'cause he wants to look like a preppy boy.

duck shoes by mastertypo March 4, 2005

duck and weave 

Duck And Weaving is a strategy used in some games and or real life, Basically its where you run in a infinity symbol or an 8 like shape while bobbing your head up and down while running, This strategy is very nice in many things.

-Running into a battle field in FPS
-to not get hit in dodgeball/prison ball
-Tag
-Laser Tag
-Ghosts in the graveyard
and any game/time where you need to avoid something (Except hide and go seek,JUST STAY IN ONE PLACE GODDAMnIT!)

or:
"Dude go duck and weave in the front of the players so i can get a couple of balls!"
"go Duck and weave so i can get to there base!"
"DUCK AND WEAVE DUDE, DUCK AND WEAVE!!!"

duck and weave by SamB November 2, 2013