A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.
by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Madde mug.The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.
by AssLikker March 28, 2019
Get the Dirty Hyacinth mug.When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017
Get the The dirty mayo mug.After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008
Get the dirty dunce mug.Self taught hairstyle originating out of Kokomo, IN; Similar to a military fade, requiring a #2-3 on the sides and a #4-5 on top, normally performed on friends with the same set of trimmers used to trim your pubic hair.
by CSR August 3, 2007
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Get the Dirty Ikhira mug.Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.
Noun - someone who performs the act above.
Noun - someone who performs the act above.
by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016
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