double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

by LSZ,SJZ,JSS April 19, 2006

throw up a deuce

to have to take a shit

DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1

by Agustus August 24, 2006

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

Steamy Deuce

1) The act of having 20+ outs in poker and the irrelevant duece pops like it's nobody's bidness.
2)A gargantuian Shit, often ending on the walls of a friends house

1)"I had 21 outs to the nuts and of course full tilt puts up the steamy deuce on the river"
2)Al ate 4 habenero peppers and exploded a steamy deuce all over the toilet and bathroom wall.

by kp one and only February 25, 2010

chuck up the deuce

To light up a cigarette/smoke.

yo man chuck up the deuce and stop fucking around.

by Afterlife04 March 4, 2008

chunk the deuce

To literally shit vomit. It really hurts.

I felt so bad from last night that I chunked the hugest deuce.

That girl was so busted it made me chunk the deuce in her face.

J-rod became infatuated with scat porn that he had his boyfriend chunk the deuce in his nose for months after the surgery.

by Room 402 September 10, 2006

Double Deuce

Using two of the same attack at the same time to totally own someone into last week.

"My girlfriend is cuter than yours."
"...DOUBLE DEUCE!"
*punches in the face and kicks in the groin*
"Suck it."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004