The Five D's

1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented

Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's

by Spencer Ace December 12, 2014

D-TAP

Down To Ass Penetration

A common phrase passed around college parties as a ice breaker. Women are typically honored to be asked. Similar to DTF.

Tom: Aaron, are you down to D-TAP?
Aaron: Yes, no homo.

by Paradeaz January 25, 2010

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

D-Brake

Someone who is walking slowly in front of you, forcing you to slow your pace and try to get around them. The D-Brake often incorporates a side to side motion into their walk, making a successful pass difficult.

Short for douche-break.

Sorry I'm twenty minutes late, I got stuck behind d-brake after d-brake in Chinatown and eventually just had to start shoving people aside.

by PawlPawka April 24, 2011

Liquid-D

A sharteria of sorts which causes toilet bowl water to turn muddy enough such that no solid turd is visible.

Dude, all that champagne last night gave me liquid-d, Julie secretly loved it.

by SPLASHPUTIN January 07, 2019

Addi D

Addi is for sure the cutest girl you will ever meet. She is super adorable and will always find a way to make you smile. She has the ability to make any guy fall in love at first sight. She has cute dimples and stunning eyes.

You see that girl over there? She's so cute... must be an Addi D

by Idonteatketchupwithpotatoes July 20, 2021

soco d

southern comfort mixed with sunny delight.

Me: Hey u want some soco d?
You: what the hell is that?
Me: its southern comfort and sunny delight mixed.

by Christopher John Kaiser December 17, 2008