wonder cunt

The know it all broad in the office who generally pisses everyone off and gets away with it, cause she's laying the boss.

I see the wonder cunt got Jerry fired cause he told her off at the X-mas party.

by Bucephalus February 22, 2003

You stupid cunt, fuck off

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....

oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz

by BOND, DYED BLOND January 1, 2012

Stupid Cunt

A clueless whore that has no comprehension of how her actions affect others.

Stefanie is one stupid cunt; fuckin her friends man while she's having family problems and being a fake.

by colorectalcancer September 14, 2006

Office Cunt

An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.

Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"

Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!

by 5091 December 11, 2007

dumb cunt

1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things

that girl was a dumb cunt

by bleepin September 29, 2003

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntshunt

To prevent a woman's amorous advances towards another, usually a friend.

The female-specific form of cockblocking.

Courtney was unable to hook up with Steve, thanks to Roger completely cuntshunting her all night.

by Raythe666 August 18, 2009