The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
Get the Crusty ipad kidsmug. When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
Get the Crusty Loafmug. Rory's goon cave
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 18, 2025
Get the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beansmug. A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.
Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.
Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.
See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.
by fhihihug January 20, 2014
Get the crustymug. A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019
Get the crusty old favormug. When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
Get the Dusty Crustymug. A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
Get the Crusty Doughnutmug.