A Caucasian person (white person) who acts Asian. Cheese crackers (white on the outside and yellow on the inside) are obsessed with Asian culture, sometimes traditional but mostly Asian media and pop culture. They self taught themselves how to speak at least one Asian dialect fluently (Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Taiwanese, etc...) and usually know handfuls of other Asian languages too. Most of there friends are Asians, and they try, and sometimes are able, to mingle with fobs. Cheese crackers love bubble tea, watch 20-or-more hour long Asian dramas, are able to identify every Asian stationary store in their city/town, and go to karaoke with their Asian friends, where they sing songs in Asian dialects. Cheese crackers only date Asians. Usually they either are or were at one point in there life, obsessed with manga and/or anime. Some cheese crackers attend anime-cons regularly. Female cheese crackers usually like feminine Asian guys. Female cheese crackers also make an attempt to own a large amount of foby clothes and accessories. (Sanrio items, tokidoki bags and clothing, leg warmers, school girl outfits)
"Shelby self taught herself how to speak Korean, and all the boyfriends she ever had were Korean too!"
"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."
"Wow she is such a cheese cracker."
by Anna K. Banana June 11, 2008
Get the cheese crackermug. by Brown Betty August 12, 2009
Get the Cracker Blackmug. by sajor March 4, 2005
Get the Nabisco Crackermug. by crackdaddy April 22, 2003
Get the cracker wackermug. by johnny bananas July 7, 2005
Get the cracker assmug. The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.
by Niknicole December 4, 2015
Get the Pussy Crackermug. Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014
Get the period crackersmug.