Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

Crack Dial

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...

Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.

by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020

cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.

Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor

by LillianRay November 6, 2017

crack the corner

not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.

I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011