cookie foot

a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.

When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"

by roddy b September 29, 2009

Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020

pull a cootsie

Make an error; miss an opportunity; lack of performance (similar to drop the ball)

I know you're nervous, but try not to pull a cootsie.

by McBang November 7, 2006

pop your cookie

When you cum in the face of Hillary Clinton.

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

cookie

A tiny cute girl with an amazing body.

Yo mane I'm gonna hit that cookie

by R*Weezyy April 6, 2007

cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp March 1, 2011

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007