The Concord Cock Twister is when a girl grabs your balls in one hand and your dick in the other and twists them so hard they turn the color of Concord grapes.
Yo Tony after that party last Saturday I went to Gretchen’s house and she concord cock twistered me for an hour. That shit hurt lowkey
by The Gruesome Knight October 31, 2023
Get the Concord cock twister mug.A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.
A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.
I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.
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Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?
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