An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 26, 2009
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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by OddEndz November 11, 2022
Choke a chicken
by boneRoaster October 14, 2022
1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 12, 2019
When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
by Rubberducksareevil November 05, 2022