chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

chocolate chippie

Young, attractive black woman

How's your chocolate chippe

by gerald miller, miami u, ohio August 7, 2003

frosty chocolate

A sexual move: when you take a dump on a girls chest and then splooge on the shit pile.

My girlfriend is always asking me to give her a frosty chocolate. She is a skank.

by Austin Ballsdeep January 14, 2007

chocolate snowball

when two fags suck the man milk out each others ass after the receiver has successfully reached anal drip.

Doug sucked Chuck's chocolate snowball after one had butt lust.

by Dave Shut The Fuck UP Daniels September 18, 2003

chocolate cake

a codename for sex, so that others dont know what you're talking about

Girl 1: I really want some some chocolate cake. I'm craving chocolate cake.
Girl 2: That's disgusting. I dont care.

by jack-in-a-box March 15, 2011