chocolate elevator

when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.
Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..
by Bails.One November 28, 2005
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frosty chocolate

A sexual move: when you take a dump on a girls chest and then splooge on the shit pile.
My girlfriend is always asking me to give her a frosty chocolate. She is a skank.
by Austin Ballsdeep January 13, 2007
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Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.
I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch
by jfsnowman115 November 18, 2010
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Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
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chocolate snowball

when two fags suck the man milk out each others ass after the receiver has successfully reached anal drip.
Doug sucked Chuck's chocolate snowball after one had butt lust.
by Dave Shut The Fuck UP Daniels September 18, 2003
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chocolate cake

a codename for sex, so that others dont know what you're talking about
Girl 1: I really want some some chocolate cake. I'm craving chocolate cake.
Girl 2: That's disgusting. I dont care.
by jack-in-a-box March 01, 2011
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