chicken express

the greatest chicken and tea you will ever eat.

chicken express is the most amazing in the world!

by heather renee July 2, 2008

unseasoned chicken

Virgin vagina

I made that unseasoned chicken spicy!

Your chicken needs seasoning.

by 🍆✊💦 June 6, 2018

chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck

Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

Chicken Nugget

Not to be confused with a Chode, a Chicken Nugget is a penis of small proportions. Like a real chicken nugget it is less than a mouthful, not satisfying by itself, and can be warmed up and finished off in less than 3 minutes.

Girl: "Golly, that guy can dance; I bet he is good in the sack."

Friend: "Shucks, you would think, but we found out he only has a chicken nugget."

by Charles the butler June 17, 2008

Shit a Chicken

This can be fear related, but usually to do with anger.
If someone found out something and they got really angry over it, they would be said to have "Shat a chicken".

"Smiff, your parents will shit a chicken if they find out we're doing drugs."

by Danilius January 13, 2008

chicken butt

A win or lose game. The questioner tries to catch the questionee off guard by asking "Guess what?" as if they really have news.

A: Guess What?
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.

by Megpie December 25, 2007

Chicken Little

noun: someone who makes a big deal out of nothing; a drama queen.

verb: make a big production out of a small event.

Your mom is a complete Chicken Little.

My boyfriend chicken littled over my being 10 minutes late.

by Susan February 4, 2004