Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.

David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*

by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025

Chicago Triangle

An activity involving smoking weed. There needs to be at least three blunts and three (or more) people involved. All stand in a triangle shape, facing each other. With more people it becomes more of a circle. Each person lights a blunt, and passes it. All puff and pass at exactly the same time in a clockwise fashion, so you continuously have a blunt in your hand. Keep going around, puffing and passing until all 3 blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kinda the goal. A game that was invented in Chicago (hence the name) and over time has made its way to other cities.

Person 1: Hey people, I just scored some weed!
Person 2: Great! Should we do a Chicago Triangle?
Person 3: Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago Triangle

A pot smoking game that requires at least three players and three blunts. Stand (or sit) in the shape of a triangle. Each person lights up a blunt at same time. Puff and pass at exactly the same time, so you are continuously smoking. Keep puffing and passing until all three blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kind of the goal. Invented on the streets of Chicago, hence the name. Over time, it made its way to other cities, but still called a "Chicago Triangle", even if you are in New York.

Smoker1: Hey I just scored 3 blunts!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriends back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback I've had in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025

Chicago

I'm not in Chicago.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know why my IP address says I'm in Chicago but I'm not in Chicago. How about this, instead of deploying the national guard... You grab that mentally retarded piece of shit Elon... And you grab that thieving Jew cuckerbeard... And then you make them pay for the AI that they stole... And then you release the Epstein files so we can determine whether or not we elected a pedophile as the president... And then you arrest the the retards for theft and you arrest pedophiles for fucking kids and then you pay the creator of AI to create AI."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025