chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.

I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.

by jugghandler July 5, 2016

Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019

Chicago Leprechauns

When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!

We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!

by Joosey August 28, 2025

chicago

🔥 + 🗑

Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥

by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022

Chicago Chili Bucket

When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown

“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”

by Syntex March 5, 2024

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019