master chair

Every great man in the world has a master chair. It is one man's designated seat in the room. The master chair is always the most comfortable seat in the room. The master chair belongs to the biggest and baddest man in the room. Everyone else in the room must have the utmost respect for the owner of the master chair. No one else may sit in another man's master chair without his permission.

Guy 1: "Hey man, why is there a new luxurious chair in the room?"
Guy 2: "Thats my brand new master chair. Don't even think about sitting in it!"

by Will Bartowski November 20, 2011

The Chair

An only male on male sexual position where one partner will squat against the wall in a chair position while the other partner rides him. Usually the guy who gets to ride puts a post up on Facebook bragging about it.

"Fresh out the chair"

by Jazzmasterson December 23, 2016

Arm Chair Nationalist

Someone who posts and supports Far-right and Nationalist propaganda on the internet all day, and rarely goes outside.

James posts a lot on 4chan about Ethno Nationalist and Nazi propaganda, he's an arm chair Nationalist.

by DumbHighSchoolKidz May 10, 2018

throw up a chair

Baseball term saying a pitcher should strike the batter out

Hey Bobby "Throw up a chair" and lets go hit.

by luda1224 April 17, 2008

Make-out Musical Chairs

A game in which one less than half the participants sit in a circle facing outward while the other half + 1 walks in a circle around the seated participants as music plays. When the music stops, those circling "make-out" with the closest seated individual until the round is declared over and all seated participants are chosen. The player who does not find a partner is out and during the next round one seated player is also removed. The game continues in this way until all seated players have been removed.

I love watching girls play make-out musical chairs.

by likthecowhappy November 7, 2010

Over the Chair

When you access your computer without sitting down at your desk, using the keyboard and or mouse with your arms extended over the chair. Usually used with the presence of mind that you will not be committing to an extended period computering.

Mom: John, I told you to shovel the driveway, you better not be on your computer!

John: Wtf! Relax, I'm over the chair right now..

by montii123 February 26, 2011

Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011