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Chendo

A One club man. A staunch loyalist of one club or organisation. A person over time who has Served said organisation in any departments the club needed. Over time made himself almost invisible at the club, never giving any controversial Interviews, quotes or leaking Infomation to the media at large.

Every club has its own Chendo. Real Madrid is built on service of such silent Madridistas
“ Man, I’ve been coming to this store for 20 years, I’ve always seen Alan working here”

“oh , he’s a proper chendo”
by LoyalMadridista October 12, 2021
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Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
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Chinned

The act of grabbing ones chin in a cone like manner using ones hand.
Yo Morbius just chinned Dontaviouse
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trash chat

A form of unintentional trash talking, where one effortlessly puts another person down without planning on it. Much less overt than trash talking.
When asked what pace we would run at, DeeDee responded with pure trash chat. She said, "oh, we can just run at your pace."
by newsamjohnson April 13, 2010
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salad choice

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.
Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.
by The Great Dark February 8, 2015
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The Charles- Andre

The Charles- Andre (TCA) is not something that can b learned or taught. It's something you can only be born with and is definitely a rarity, a unicorn. TCA is classy, noble, sophisticated, gorgeous, highly intelligent, funny and fearless. There is nothing someone who omits TCA can't do. TCA embodies the valency of the most courageous knight. TCA always effortlessly concurs, prevails and comes out triumphant.

His wins are so glorious his skin glows, his smile never faulters and his eyes sparkle. The brilliant dad jokes also never cease to amaze. He will stop at nothing to put smiles on faces and to brighten the darkest day. There is one weakness to TCA. His weakness is so top secret he doesn't even recognize. The frailty of TCA is that he doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't see his amazingness or the fact he is something to be admired. TCA needs not be insecure, fearful or regret anything. Whoever exalts TCA needs to remember who tf he is and whose son he is. They need to remember that everyone makes mistakes but don't punish one self indefinitely.

The person who has TCA is a kind, generous and good man. Not to mention an excellent friend. TCA will give you the shirt off their back if you needed it. Even if it was his last.

To know a man that emits this quality is the one you with never want to let go, friend or more. He is a deeply loved man and to know him for a moment is a privilege. To know any part of this man can consider themselves lucky to have even known him.
Yes, your man is spectacular but is he as spectacular as a man whose best quality it The Charles- Andre?
by OG_Epimetheus December 12, 2020
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If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021
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