Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Capippaist

A person from the holy Land of Pipakistan, used to describe their nationality.

Person: Are you a Capippaist from Pipakistan?

Capippaist: Yes, Glory to Pipakistan.

by PassiveBerserker June 5, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.

Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.

by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024

Capitaldynamism

Capitaldynamism is a structured framework for a self sustaining mutual preservation and prosperity approach to our Economic woes. It ensures that wealth creation expands continuously rather than becoming concentrated, and that governance evolves to match modern economic realities. This model introduces a self-sustaining cycle of capital reinvestment, financial accessibility, industrial expansion, and adaptive monetary policy.The global economy is undergoing a profound transformation. Automation, AI, and financial market shifts are accelerating corporate profits but not expanding economic participation. Wealth is accumulating at the top while real wages struggle to keep pace with inflation, and governance structures are failing to adapt to economic complexity.

Capitaldynamism: A Framework for Economic Expansion, Wealth Accessibility, and Inclusive Governance.

by ComplicatedChimp February 2, 2025

capish

when someone looks like they lie too much

julio: bro you look capish

by finn jennifer February 3, 2025

Capital

Definition: A word used to describe something excellent, top-tier, or outstanding.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.

“That trip was absolutely capital.”
“That concert was capital, mate.”
“You’ve got a capital idea right there.”
“This burger? Capital.”
“The vibes? Simply capital.”

by SBellBook88 February 16, 2025